One day you fall for this boy. And he touches you with his fingers. And he burns holes in your skin with his mouth. And it hurts when you look at him. And it hurts when you don’t. And it feels like someone’s cut you open with a jagged piece of glass.

Maureen Medved

Everything you love is here

(via lovequotesrus)




Whatever happens you must promise me one thing. that you will stay who you are. not a perfect soldier, but a good man.



I loved her, not for the way she danced with my angels…
But for the way the sound of her name could silence my demons.
Unknown (via psych-facts)


caslovefest:

(x) (x)



greathaircut:

million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory



santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face



Infinite List of Favourite Movies | Easy A (2010)
Seriously a coupon? 20% off to Bath and Body Works. Is that how much our imaginary tryst meant to you? I faked rocked your world.


Phantoms: What if, in another universe, I deserve you? (The AU where your otp is never meant to be with each other, on infinite timeloop)

listen / download



awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime

awkward-fallen-angel:

rustboro-city:

hailhydrangeas:

visual-hana:

comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.

this is how you make “gay jokes” folks

having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime

optimus prime



acestiles:

you know the part after The Pool Scene where scott and stiles and derek and erica are outside and discussing the kanima and blah blah

god that scene would have been like 1000x better if we had heard derek’s shoes squishing when he walked away



penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once



Met my sister after she got off work and we went to my job (a gas station / small grocery store) to buy candy and cutie mcsexy-face was working and so I got to talk and flirt with him and now I’m in a slightly better mood bc aaaaaahh he’s so adorable!!!!



im-tha-doctor:

Why are basic necessities so expensive? I mean like 

  • toilet paper
  • bread
  • comic con 
  • milk


unfollower:

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what