Whatever happens you must promise me one thing. that you will stay who you are. not a perfect soldier, but a good man.
million dollar idea for a men’s hygiene product: shower helmets for when you see yourself reflected on the shower glass and try to headbutt the naked male encroaching on your territory
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face
Infinite List of Favourite Movies | Easy A (2010)
Seriously a coupon? 20% off to Bath and Body Works. Is that how much our imaginary tryst meant to you? I faked rocked your world.
comment from a person on youtube whose name i don’t remember.
this is how you make “gay jokes” folks
having two parents of any gender would suck because when u need one of them you’d be like “mom” and the wrong one will reply and you have to go “not you the OTHER one” and thats why if i marry a girl and we have kids she can be mom and i will be optimus prime
you know the part after The Pool Scene where scott and stiles and derek and erica are outside and discussing the kanima and blah blah
god that scene would have been like 1000x better if we had heard derek’s shoes squishing when he walked away
when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex
I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once
Met my sister after she got off work and we went to my job (a gas station / small grocery store) to buy candy and cutie mcsexy-face was working and so I got to talk and flirt with him and now I’m in a slightly better mood bc aaaaaahh he’s so adorable!!!!
Why are basic necessities so expensive? I mean like
- toilet paper
- comic con