ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

pizza:

pizza:

the yahoo staff are being scary

they apologized

(Source: sierrasoldhervoice)

deathofadeity:

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

Half of tumblr finally gets laid

Emma Watson at The Bling Ring Premiere in Cannes (May 16, 2013)

(Source: xanis)

narutoprincess:

*waits for someone popular to reblog my post*

egg-rolls:

i just remembered something i did when i was 13 now my day is ruined

hundred and hundreds of AUs

thousands actually

MILLIONS

(Source: 7bottles)

(Source: icanalwaysseeyou)

(Source: forlittledeemsmyroyaldame)

alphaqueer:

i think the addition of queer people makes any form of media infinitely better

sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

(Source: renlysmargaery)